Funnies

Haven't had much to say lately as

I have been a little

brain fried!

SO before I forget them all I thought I

should share some funnies.

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Isabel: Mom where was I born?

Mom: Shawnee Mission, KS

Isabel: Darn it, I was hoping it was Washington D.C.

can we go there some day?

Mom: huh ???????

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Isabel: Gavin was picking on a girl in my class

I told him he should stop and do it to me

because the other girl was upset. He said,

I can't do it to you because you're HOT!

I don't understand why he won't play with me

just because I'm hot!

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Mom: Hey Isabel, whats this? (after going through the backpack)

Isabel: Oh, thats Jordan's phone number - he reallllllly wants to

have a play date. He has a crush on me.

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Caitlins Mom: Caitlin says that Ashton has a crush on Isabel....

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Mom: So who'd you play with on the playground today?

Isabel: No One

So for someone who has 3 boys crushing on her, knows 3 other 1st graders from church, her entire class of 20 from last year and 3 neighborhood kids -plus new friends in her current class that's 29 choices of friends to play with .... and she chooses to go off and do her own thing.

Marching to the beat of her own drum!

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This one is probably a "you had to be there" kinda thing

Izzy: Alex what did you decide to name your Webkinz

Alex: (shaking her booty like a rowdy chick

& speaking in her "like duh" voice)

Coochie coochie coo coo coo coo