1. When you have eaten so many Doritos that your tounge is numb and you can't taste the flavor anymore. (Lay off the Dorito's)
2. When you start to sort your kids and their friends by color - trying to make them disappear (QUIT the games already! take a break from PC games like Tetris, Stackem....)
3. When you fall asleep in any position - sitting up, while eating, in the car, in church, while typing on the computer ( You should QUIT being awake and go to sleep already!)
4. When your every action or experience seems to be worthy of a blog post ie. what you had for breakfast, the traffic report, the late hour of the garbage trucks arrival ( You should try something else for a day like using the phone, or getting out of the house but QUIT blogging, at least for a bit)
5. When you wake up starving, after a long and restless night of dreaming about tacos (QUIT drooling and go get yourself some tacos already!)
6. When you are trying to guess what movie a song is from and the only things you can think of are The Backyardigans and Dora the Explorer (QUIT watching cartoons and get a life! Really!)
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