On the 7th Day of Christmas My true love gave to me,
Sheldon who is ver-y fun-ny!
Yes I know this has absolutely NOTHING to do with Christmas, but this is what I've been watching while I prepare your Christmas cards - and LMAO!!!! He kills me.
Much like my Dad, just more vocal about all the craziness!
Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Sheldon: Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. By that definition, Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
Sheldon: Where exactly does the half-sandwich come from? Are you giving me half of someone else's sandwich, or do I have to wait for someone in the restaurant to order the other half?
Sheldon: If you don't mind, I'd like to stop listening to you and start talking.
Sheldon: There's a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately, you have to be a visionary to see it.
Raj: I'll tell you what. How about we go 'Rock-Paper-Scissors'?
Sheldon: Ooh, I don't think so. Anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of 'Rock-Paper-Scissors', players familiar with each other will tie 75-80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest 'Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock'.
Raj: What?
Sheldon: It's very simple. Look -- Scissors cuts Paper, Paper covers Rock. Rock crushes Lizard, Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes Scissors, Scissors decapitates Lizard. Lizard eats Paper, Paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, Rock crushes Scissors.
Raj: …Okay. I think I got it.
Sheldon: What exactly does that expression mean, "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?
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