Hey coolness this is my 400th post!!
So, I have realized that it is truly a miracle that there are so many boys who live to be adults. They must have extra guardian angels or 9 lives or sum thin'.
In light of this I am designing a boys high chair.
It will be approx the same height as standard restaurant High chairs but will not have a seat. Instead it will have a sturdy foam base upon which to stand. The base will be dishwasher, hose and carwash safe and slide out easily after administering the 11 digit passcode.
The 4 sides will be wooden bars similar to a crib so the child can see out but not get stuck or de-pants passers-by.
A flip up permanent tray (with 3 spill and throw proof sides) will be hinged on the front for feeding along with a hole small enough for a hand but not a body - to reach the food. There will also be a strong silicone drinking tube.
I do realize this bears a strong resemblance to a hamster cage turned sideways - well so be it... I don't think a small hamster wheel or a treadmill would hurt anything.
On higher end models there will be options for a vibrating or wiggling base as well as an interchangeable Trampoline base for the most active of the active.
Other accessories will be available such as a 5 point harness and tether system for lil' boys who try to climb walls, and a security alarm that alerts you of an escape attempt in the event that you step away to frivolous things like using the bathroom or putting out oven fires.
There! Now if I only had a picture!
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